OMG CAN'T WAIT!

Starscream’s Attempt and the Wedding
Lauratron and Blitzwing had been locked in a cage for 5 minutes. “LET US OUT!” Lauratron said. Hothead was pulling at the bars. “Random! Vou sure did it dis time! Stealing cats?” The heads turned. “I’m sorry…I’ll sing to make you feel better!” Meanwhile, Megatron locked Rainbolt and Lugnut in a small room. Rainbolt sat in the corner. She looked up at Lugnut. “lease don’t rape me.” She begged. Lugnut laughed. “I’m gay! I think femmes are icky.” Rainbolt let out a deep sigh. “That makes me feel a lot better…I think.” Lugnut looked off. “I liked that kiss…” Rainbolt backed away. “But I’d rather kiss Megatron. You are very lucky. To have him as a father…” Rainbolt hacked. “Gay…So gay…Why do love my father?” Lugnut looked at her. “He is just so…so…OWERFUL AND HOT! And won’t stop till he loves me.” Lugnut raised his hands. Rainbolt sighed. “Bulkhead…Okay bubby bot! If you cross this line,” She made a line with a black lighting. “I’ll kill you before you can say ‘Lord Megatron’. Got it?” Lugnut nodded. Rainbolt laid down. She quickly powered down.
“Hmmm…” She awoke on a sandy beach. “What the…” She got up. “Where am I? OW!” She turned. “Can I have my ball back?” A girly voice asked. Lockdown was in a bright purple bikini. “What the Primus?” Rainbolt started. “Well?” He asked. Rainbolt threw the ball half a mile away. “Go get it.” She continued to walk. She soon heard another voice. “Could you pass me my sunscreen?” It was Lugnut in a yellow bikini. He was lying on a towel reading ‘Megatron Weekly’. Rainbolt kicked it 5 miles away. “Go get it…” She walked on. “Okay…I’m okay…” Rainbolt said to herself. “The worst is over. It can’t get any worse…” She felt a small tap on her shoulder. “What are you doing? This is my beach!” Starscream said. His hands were on his on his hips. Wearing a hot pink string bikini. Rainbolt screamed. “Leaving!” She flew upward. Looking down she could see all the gay bots. Making out in bikinis. “MY POOR OPTICS!”
Rainbolt woke up panting. “Oh my Primus…” She huffed. Lugnut had his hand on her shoulder. “You crossed the line!” She hissed. Lugnut quickly jumped to his side. “If you ever wear a bikini, I’ll kill you on the spot!” Rainbolt glared. “Oh…” Lugnut began, “I wear one all the time!” Lugnut’s voice changed. Rainbolt screamed. She woke again. “Lugnut…Does the word ‘bikini’ mean anything to you?” She asked. Lugnut looked confused. “Bikini?” He asked. Rainbolt smiled. “You crossed the line.” Lugnut ran to his side. “Sorry…you looked like you were in pain.” Rainbolt laughed. “I wasn’t in pain…well…maybe.” Megatron tapped at the door. “Do I have my grandsparks yet?” Rainbolt growled. “No…Let me out!” Megatron sighed. “Fine. You do deserve to see your new home.” He open the door. ‘New home?’ Rainbolt thought. “Let us out too!!!!” Hothead screamed. “Yeah…Let my friends out.” Rainbolt said. Megatron unlocked the cage. “FREEDOM!” Random screamed. He pulled out the black and white cat from his chest cavity. “Let’s go find your big cousins Mr. Whiskers!” Random shouted and then took off. Lauratron slapped her head and went after him. “I already regret this…” Megatron sighed. Rainbolt walked around the ship. “Why me…” She asked herself. “I had a happy life as an Autobot. I had a male. Bulkhead…”